You don’t need good English, you just need a good heart. And now in the United States we are not allowed to speak good English, so we really need good-hearted people.

People who work at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have been told not to use several words including the word ‘science-based’. The Washington Post reports that people were told to say this instead, “CDC bases its recommendations on science in consideration with community standards and wishes.” In North Korea the community standards and wishes are that Kim Jong-un controls the weather. Houston, we have a problem.